@westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago): The state would definitely be required to put this money in trust for her - and appoint a corporate trustee to manage the money, including the distributions.

@Lady formerly of the Bananas: I thought it was funny; I caught the humor.

@Hortense Smith: Slow Chant: kevin, kevin, Kevin, KEVIN, KEVIN!!

@kookla: What a schmuck.

@ericacartman: See, and I thought it was poetically beautiful. It would have been tragic for someone who's thought about life and the afterlife to get hit by a bus - the fact that he sees it coming and can ruminate on it, well that's just dope.

@lacey in ak: Verrrry clever, Terry.

@AfroJezeBella: SEALAND!!! A favorite topic of conversation with former coworkers - when shit just gets too boring to deal with, we talk about Sealand.

@blackbirdfly: I cannot explain your irrational love, either. I can, however, completely and totally agree with it. God, I love this man. This dog. Snoop Doggy Dogg.

Doesn't "the chorus girl" deserve a name?

@FroderickFronkensteen: I watched an episode of "Whatever Martha" where she made that cake. It was pretty much awesome - especially when Alexis said Martha refused to make her that cake when she was growing up.

@Delta Sierra: I think it's a mini veil - for celebrating her upcoming nuptials.

@tinyalice: That is probably the best advice I've ever heard.

@mova: People talk shit on Caroline, but I think she's the best. Those women know they should be ashamed of their behavior, and while they seemingly have no problem acting like fools in front of cameras, they snap into shape around Mama Manzo.

@WashingMyHair: You know, I've heard someone else call her out on that, and my ears don't hear a difference between those two words. Seriously! And I'm from the West Coast, so it's not like I share her accent or anything.

@lawrencesmith9: That was cute.

Why'd'ya have to drag Harold & Maude into this fray? That's what I'd like to know.

@uwishunu: Agreed! I'm so damn sick of all these commenters on their high horses complaining that the response wasn't up to their standards!

@hollygirl: She wasn't saying she takes credit for everything else! She was being modest here!

@MaBell: I love anyone who can bring a conversation back around to Public Enemy.

@sympathyforthebasementcat: I just KNEW something good could come out of this whole thing - your idea is brilliant.