@bluesbelle: I am highly suspicious of his level of "financial success" I think when the smoke disapates, he's gonna be completly broke.

@ZenaKrumbein: There was a magazine photo spread that showed the two of them swimming and preparing dinner together and it called him Carey's "roommate"

I think there is something to be said for having a date on the calendar to point to and say "that's the day it happened"

@farthestfrom: Hooray! I was sad when I read that up top, so I'm glad to have you clarify. I just love that place so very very much.

@nihilistener: Oh, I love vinegar so very very much. It amazes me how quickly I developed an affinity for the scent.

@sequined: I once dated a guy who got pretty bad breakouts on his back. I tried exfoliating him with sugar and baking soda (my favorite) but it was way too harsh. I used straight coffee grinds (after we made coffee with them) and it cleared him right up.

The only thing that would make airport security worse is if some asshole was taking my picture.

@mandiandi: My guess: the band is too high.

@dahlface: So inconsistent from the message of her album.

@xojenxo: And his lame dad jokes, too!

@Tippi Hedren: Oh, she's not "shopping," she's "famwhoring."

@CrazyLegsMeg: PS - I'm certainly not saying that the outfit is traumatic, just everything that led up to this mother of 8 going grocery shopping in heels and full makeup.

@erincnyc: That's right - who cares if you socially traumatize your kids, as long as they are eating organic!

@fullsoul: I adore you.

@Delta Sierra: That is, if he survives 20 years amongst prisoners... He may be a cold blooded killer, but I don't think he'd stand a chance if he had to defend himself.

@southwer: Very good point. I also question a motive when "the youngest ever" is part of the goal. Hubris squared.

@CarsonDial: One could argue that there are far greater dangers in NYC than out on the ocean.

@NorthernLite: Imagine if someone were asking you lots of questions about your kids in a work interview (because that's the closest thing I can think of non-popstars getting to a media interview). I'd be kinda irritated and try to swing the conversation back to business, too. I mean, just because she spawned a child…

@skatez: There's a debate? I thought it was just openly accepted that Xtina is just steeeeaaaaaling (and it's sad)

@NefariousNewt: One of my friends is getting married in a few weeks, and I think I might repurpose lines of this as the toast at the rehearsal dinner. I'm not even kidding.