If the electrical systems in your electric car fail, I feel very confident that your speedometer, were it working, would read 0 mph.

Call his bluff. Do it.

Question for those who might really know body language:

Did Donald Trump just lie so hard he accidentally made blackout poetry?

It is really a bit of everything. The basic structure is criminal procedural with supernatural/super science elements of zombies and the overarching mystery of how do zombies happen.

Step 1 in survival: take stock of all your tools the moment you have time to.

I think this question could be asked about nearly everything about Donald Trump.

Do you want even more budget cuts to pay for orc defense? Because that is how you get even more budget cuts to pay for orc defense.

“Sir, the aliens are from Trappist-1.”

I’m still going to try this, just because I have no real background in Iron Fist beyond hearing about him as this series has been announced, but I’m really not sure I’ve heard anything genuinely positive about it. Maybe the second half of the series is when Rand grows into someone who sounds like less of a butt and…

This is just utterly disappointing. When the game came out, the 1-30 experience was frankly great. The balance, the gameplay loop, the exploration, the unlocking new areas, the story told in large missions but also through small intel collectibles. Just fantastic. But from 1.0-1.3, the endgame balance, rewards, and…

Wasting away again with Marge, Rita, and Phil.

Hmmm, a moral and intelligent man who will respond to “Don” who is also an excellent actor. Can we paint Don Cheadle orange and slip him into the White House? As long as he keeps himself to short sentences I’m not convinced anyone who voted for Trump would know the difference, and if anyone in a position of power…

Yeah, IAmSoNotAmused made the point that by Social Security actuarial tables, the average 70 year old man can expect to live another 14 years. While Trump does have indications against long life (eating steak cooked into carcinogens, fast food and snacks to a degree suggesting a pathological fear of vegetation,…

Vehicle operation assumes a number of things. The car must be registered and inspected to meet the given states standards, but also the vehicle must be operated by a licensed driver. While the Uber vehicles did have people in the vehicles able to take control from the autonomous driving system, the level of autonomy…

West Wing: Resistance. Tell the story of people working for a parallel of this terrifying administration who disagree and have to pull double duty to leak the insanity that is happening.

They are trying to make it an extension of racketeering laws. The protest would be considered a criminal enterprise that was responsible for the destruction, and you would be liable as part of that, in spite of not actually doing anything.

Buy a $20 phone from walmart with cash, same with a card to activate it from a bodega sort of spot that won’t keep long term surveillance tapes if they have any sort of tracking for that purchase to that card. Text it so no voice recording, turn the phone off and remove the battery, wipe it off so no prints, take out…

I think this is kind of Ubisoft wide, playing Division on PC has been really jacked up of late. Sometimes it’s great or me, with 3 people standing there for marksman head shots and they all register the same moment, so nobody gets a shot off at me, but when I pop up from cover for a moment and go back down but the…

Doing the same thing and expecting different results could also summarize post-Eisenhower Republican economic policy, so...their consistent, at least, I guess.