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In Curry’s defense, I’ve been too afraid to attempt a layup in my driveway for fear of Lebron emerging from the upper troposphere and clapping it off glass. He made the right choice; Iggy is in stable condition after The Block but Lebron was ready to enter the nuclear-swat codes if Curry got anywhere near the paint

Spicy hot take. Handle with care.

“We’re light-years ahead of probably every other team in structure, in planning, in how we’re going to go about things.” - Joe Lacob, as his team tries to sign the same all-star free agents being chased by the rest of the NBA

7.6/10 on the bayless scale

He really wanted a three. It was a bad decision; he had Love beaten twice if he went inside the three-point line. To his credit, Love stuck with him and didn’t allow Steph a clean look at a three, which had to be a surprise to him, but he absolutely could have tried something else there.

“I hate America,” Curry said. “We [The Warriors] burn an American flag before every game, it’s a tradition.”

I feel like a lot of commentators here are missing the indicators of why this joke was aimed entirely at making fun of himself.

Look at what the wife actually says, guys. She’s worried about his safety, she has a headache, she brings up reasonable refutations of his points, she gently tells him that they just can’t

17. When you see Bastion posted up as a turret, find a different path. If he’s posted up at an objective, have a shielding tank walk in first. If he’s elsewhere on the map, try a different strategy with a different character (sniping with Hanzo or Widowmaker, quick assault with Tracer, Genji, or reaper, explosives

I 100% recommend turning on the kill feed in options. I don’t know why its off by default, but the information provided is very useful.

Adam Silver: Ah, Steven, we’re just

Like I’ve been saying, the Cavs’ bench is the best. They’re playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers (except Dellavedova, who seems to be playing football).

The Adams Family ended

So if Green gets suspended, OKC wins the series, and then Cleveland wins the finals, that would make Dahntay Jones the team MVP.

He was just trying to get the Warriors disqualified so they could keep their championship. WOOOOOO

Adams: I’m going to just relax my body because there’s no fucking way Draymond is going to kick me in the nuts agai...💀🎶hello darkness, my old friend....🎶

“This is fine”

Now playing

Draymond: THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!

Hands up, don’t boot.

What happens now is the heroes get tested. All three of them get tested immensely. BB-8's doing all right. BB-8 gets tested too! Everybody gets tested! It’s the dark second chapter, but not really dark.

Ah, come on. That’s not that bad of a tweet. Cut the man some slacks.