Please Lord, watch over this beautiful young man.

Has anybody seen Ja Rule?

Ah, I remember my first time on Deadspin.

Now listen...I see what you’re getting at here, and of course because Boston is a city with a lot of non-self-aware loudmouthed fuckholes, you are on one hand correct that there would be a lot of hot takes to make fun of the Celtics were to come back and beat Cleveland without Isaiah Thomas.

Yep, the O’s fans and Sox haters painting this guy as a saint are acting beyond silly at this point.

Come on, the racial slurs were a drunk fan who was ejected. It’s a serious problem that needs to be addressed at Fenway, and the organization is doing that. The Red Sox players, fans, and executives apologized for it and made sure everyone knew that it wasn’t ok. It has nothing to do with the on-field stuff. If…

Not really... Sale had 11 strikeouts over 8 innings and won 5-2.