“ as well as the plastic boxes your grandparents can tell you about.”

Problem is that probably a HUGE percentage of sales from apps are in app purchases, because most apps are “free”.

What Epic did is the equivalent of a company being allowed to sell merchandise in Disneyland, and then deciding to advertise Universal Studios in its shop in order to spite Disney for overcharging them in rent.

There is no original GB version of Shantae. It was a very late Gameboy Color release that had minor extras if played on a Gameboy Advance.

Remember when mobile ports of console games were literally completely different games?

I mean, just because it looks worse doesn’t mean the game’s suddenly not awesome. Just because some people can’t look past graphics doesn’t mean you shouldn’t make your game/port.

that’s what you call a.... 505 error

I’d argue that happened on January 20th, 2017.

LOL at the dude in the grays posting a Prager U link.

You’re describing the limitations of one particular species on Earth. There could be an entirely different kind of life form capable of running or jumping that distance in an Earth environment (obviously, these are extreme examples). We have, however, technologically improved to the point of crossing the country in a…

What if they’ve perfected space travel to a level that we have perfected automobiles? The level of effort and resources, in our minds, seems impossible, but it could be about as simple as loading up Jane and the kids and taking the back roads to Plarzac.

I think at this point it’s a certainty that they are not operated by the US government in any way, because there is no chance that our current president would be able to resist blabbing about this amazing technology we’ve got every time he found himself in front of a camera or some dictator he wanted to impress. 

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Not nearly soon enough! 

How long before they actually start selling bottles of Chateau Picard?

The effort itself is impressive and deserves praise but beyond that, it’s everything that was wrong with the prequels and sequels and nothing that was right about any of the movies to date plus a bunch of other stuff that isn’t as good as they think it is

This is called “having an opinion”. It is not to be confused with “stating a fact”. A lot of people likes the VR experience Nintendo brought and those didn’t had to waste 400$ on a headset and another 400$-600$ on either a console (PS4) or even more on a PC. Those people aren’t wrong saying they enjoy it because they…

This is a dumb comment at best 

I could see everything just fine on my properly calibrated plasma TV. However, I could see how most people with cheap LCD/”LED” TVs with crushed blacks would have trouble.

If they are paying their bills, are non-dependent, and not breaking any laws, who cares?  Actors get paid for people to watch them pretend to be other people.  It’s just as absurd.