Next time I'm at a coffee shop. Things might "leak" :)

To review, Cadillac is going to build a traditional flagship, and Lincoln's idea was to hire Matthew McConaughey.

Dear please Mother of God. Build It looking the like Elmiraj.

maybe 7-10, if he's properly hydrated, good diet, lots of minerals, does some burpees, etc.

What happened to the good old days of just giving a rough handjob for money in the back alley?

Pretty sure this guys jaw could cut diamonds.

Of course, because real teens are not normally very attractive. You want to see gangly and pimples?

Funny, that's how mine usually end.

Truck, trailer, muscle car. I'd be ok with that

My math tells me that the Camaro Z/28 is 3 V6 Mustangs.

At first glance, I thought this was a DeMuro article - talking exotic cars, hands up while talking in an expressive way...

Wouldn't expect anything less from the man scamming teenagers out of millions of dollars for shitty headphones.

Go away.

It's more of a 'back roll', honestly.

My verdict is that while the GT-R is ludicrous, it's not unreasonable to imagine using it every day for everything. The GT-R Nismo however, is King Högni's own blade of Dáinsleif; it can't come unsheathed without killing somebody and should pretty much be left in the hands of professionals.

Nissan's PR folks were universally cool individuals with good attitudes.

Dude, don't even start on that bullshit.

"Mercedes Benz... For those who don't like to.. Shift...." Great for lazy bastards!!

I kid I kid.. Great cars. I love the SLS...

Just have this in the X-Games and make this a Formula Drift event and hnnnggg!

"Come to think of it, maybe we'll buy it and establish it as Jalopnik's Detroit headquarters. I call dibs!"