That is a pretty funny coincidence. The encounter I speak of must have been 12-13 years ago, so I can no longer describe his lady friend in any detail. The funny thing is the restaurant was a cheap, unhealthy Mexican restaurant in a relatively wealthy, but otherwise anonymous Detroit suburb. I do know Verlander used…

I spent a significant slice (har) of my teenage years as a cook at Pizza Hut. The ideal pizza size is 12" because of slice size, topping concentration, and structural integrity, to name a few factors. 2 mediums is generally always the better option from a quality perspective.

Us gays were never quiet about our love for Hocus Pocus.

The Cats movie is an absolute fucking disaster and I love every second of it. Movies this terribly miscalculated on a scale this massive are a gift you don’t get very often.

You know, even though it’s not my thing, I honestly don’t mind the original version of Cats. Mainly because TS Elliot, who was a notorious anti-semite and monarchist who had his first wife committed to a mental institution against her will, would fucking hate it.

I believe you meant Chris Evans.

I’ve only ever recognized celebrities when others have pointed them out, for this very reason. One time a coworker and I were leaving a restaurant at lunchtime, and I apparently held the door for Justin Verlander (well known MLB pitcher) as he walked in and didn’t notice until my friend pointed it out. In all honesty…

You missed the most 90's of the *Cyrano* adaptations:

This is a very... questionable list. Surely there are better examples.

Not gonna lie, I immediately thought of this, but with an iron in his hand:

I would also call bullshit on the bathing in the storm in places with modern plumbing. New houses use PVC as vent/drain and even the supply lines are underground so I’m not sure how it would go through your entire system.

But what about his birdsuit?

I thought separate bedrooms were the big thing now.

if only the love toilet was real

I’m on my third marriage and I’m convinced part of the reason it works so well is because we have separate bathrooms.

That one surprised the shit outta me.

1 second...Kathryn Hahn ISN’T Jewish?

So friggin excited. This show is near perfect. 

This seems as good a place to ask this as any: anyone know what happened to Esther Wang? She was and excellent writer, that did some actual original reporting, so it’s a noticeable loss that she’s not here anymore.

I once followed Jared Leto around an art museum (only semi on purpose, we were going the same direction and I wasn’t like right up on him).