Not Pictured: The exact thing that the title of the article specifically refers to.

Where is the hoisting??

welcome to life as a meme, sooner schooner

It’s kind of like when Adrian Peterson got the shitty gift of a league suspension despite having survived his son’s disobedience.

“It’s amazing what can happen when an offense uses its best receiver to receive the ball instead of throw it on trick plays.”

Speed definitely, cocaine probably, but those are rich people drugs and so they don’t count as drugs.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

The recipient of that hit is Vontaz Burfict, the guy then NFL just suspended for the rest of the season for dirty hits. So while an eye for an eye just leaves everybody blind, there’s certainly some satisfaction to be derived from watching Burfict be on the receiving end of one of those hits.

He was wondering why Thomas wasn’t gloating about his hit.

The cart had to be carted off the field.

Mr. Bradshaw, how is babby formed?

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

Jesus, that was an incredible play and Joe Buck made it sound as exciting as eating corn flakes in a bowl of lukewarm milk.

I just assumed he was throwing it away. That was a fabulous catch. I also like the highlighter colored uniforms. Fight me.

Nothing more American than being wrong, I guess.

This might be one of those rare situations where a union’s job to protect players means it should take some sort of extraordinary action against another player if the NFL is unwilling to.

The only reason I’m not more of an alarmist about this is because Trump’s most fervent supporters are also establishment sycophants that prefer to do their “winning” from the comfort of their La-Z-Boys with Fox News warbling in the background. This isn’t to say that there aren’t any Trump supporters that would answer…

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Remeinds me of Ewald Lienen, who suffered an even larger cut in his leg(about 10 inches, you’ve been warned). He then got up and tried to attack the opposing team’s manager, as he believed that the defenders had ben instructed to play extra hard.

Boy, they are just going to drive this “the real crime is the reporting of the crime” bus right off the cliff, aren’t they?