Hey now, Chrissy Teigen is famous on her own merits, she’s a model, a chef, and an “influencer” (I dislike the term, but it doesn’t mean she isn’t damn good at it). Don’t just reduce her to “singer’s wife”.

1) Can we have John and Chrissy be the new first couple until Trump is out of office? Any objections?
2) Trump is neither a pussy nor a bitch. Pussies are tough, they really take a pounding. And bitches get things done. Trump is a flaccid penis. 

An affront to pussies, asses, and bitches everywhere.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

I’ll take a stab at it. I’m not going to watch the video, but whenever he appears you get the gist.

Anybody want to take a guess at how BLOTUS will manage to shit the bed on 9/11? I figure a whole lot of hate tweeting Hollywood and probably accusing Ilhan Omar of having masterminded the attack.

These two are such losers! They couldn’t even stop a stupid twitter hashtag from trending! Pathetic.

Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over sound of my Lear jet engines. 

I seem to remember Trump saying during his 2016 campaign that he was going to make us all rich. When can we expect that to happen or has it already happened and I just missed it?

Most people who actually pay attention/work in employment seem to agree the unemployment rate is unnaturally depressed at the moment, as well. So many people are underemployed, working part time, or have dropped out of the job market entirely, the unemployment rate is almost meaningless.

How the fuck can you see and hear this disgusting blob of flesh spew forth its lies and insults and think it is acting in the people’s interests or even has a shred of competence?

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Jesus Christ, I almost fucking barfed reading that “rich in our hearts” crap. 

The WalMart employee was almost certainly exempt from paying the ACA fine anyway, unless she was full-benefits management that chose not to cover herself (then she would just be dumb). Plus, the IRS has said they won’t enforce the penalty anymore.

What an emotional response, you bootlicking right wing dipshit

He also, at his age, has the second-most rushing yards for the season of any QB in the NFL. But none of the so-called “experts” bothers to mention that stat.

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

I Never Had My Butt Fingered: A Cautionary Tale.

The real fingers were inside us all along. 

I hope most people can support their cause, but I don’t have a hard time understanding why MLS doesn’t want a significant paramilitary contingent at their games. Regardless of what they profess, a bunch of people calling themselves the Iron Front, wearing masks and waving flags can be off-putting to many people who…