He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

Except she’s sauteeing the meat right now.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

If the Fresno Grizzlies do not proceed with the Taco Truck Throwdown and competitive eating contest on Saturday this means that the tacos will have won.

I wonder what the likelihood of sabotage might be in the “accident”?

Thankfully, this particular situation was quickly defused because one of the officers attending the incident lives in Bugha’s neighbourhood and recognised the teen.

IN HISTORY, y’all. She was spectacular, and I am thrilled to see it celebrated here.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

This is the best piece of writing I’ve ever disagreed with.

Yes we know 9 out of 10 times you seem to be out of touch with how the actual audience feels about a tv show or movie

I got more of an OJ Simpson vibe than Trump. Oh here’s this handsome, charismatic hero that we’ve all grown up with. He says the right thing in front of a camera, he’s made us smile and laugh in commercials and movies, but who really knows what lies behind the curtain. I thoroughly enjoyed Starr’s performance.  

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

I don’t know how race organizers could have mitigated an act of God, but I feel terrible for Alaphilippe. To ride so well for three weeks, and have it taken away near the last minute by something out of your control has to be beyond devastating.

It also makes the world seem like an awful place when you get to hear about every single bad event on the planet. The good news really doesn’t make the news, because you don’t get clicks.

Wait, so they were “visiting a friend” when they noticed they were out of juice, and their friend wouldn’t let them leave the car there to charge? 

My favorite part about the internet is that it allows you to enjoy every minor asshole from around the world, not just the nearby ones.

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

That’s upsetting. It isn’t just the scoring, it’s also most of the original songs. I have the CDs of Songs in the Key of Springfield and Go Simpsonic and they still get regular play on my iPod. He’s going to be tough to replace.