NO, EVERYTHING IS A BLACK AND WHITE ISSUE!!!

But the EMALS!

Thank you. I love this story and I can continue to fantasize about him giving me 100% of the tip, or something.

GoFundMe is literally the American healthcare system at this point

Ellie: You’re double-posting with The Concourse on this one. So I’ll cross-post my thoughts from there: 

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

How on Earth did she get invited to be the commencement speaker at a university, much less an HBCU campus? This is on that school’s administration.

This makes me all warm and tingly.

She is just insufferable in every way. I really wonder what the count is for screaming off cam once the interview is over with her. Her little “irrelevant” quip, reality itself does not matter to her.

God, CAN THEY PLEASE STOP BRINGING UP THE FUCKING CAMPAIGN UNLESS IT HAS TO DO WITH HOW THEY COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA TO WIN IT?

Yeah, just lets forget about how Novack spoke about how she was treated compared to Baldwin, and just dwell on the fact that YOU’VE experienced flight issues and their experiences aren’t valid.

Important distinction: she’s not being targets for who she is. She’s being targeted for being an ignorant asshole. As it’s in her power to change those things: target away.

Especially if she feels that she’s done nothing wrong, they started it, etc. Oh, you mean you’re being persecuted for something you didn’t do or was taken out of context.

Breanna. I am confused. In what context would it be ok to say that she said? In what context would it be ok to lie and say that Obama, a Muslim, would be in jail? In what context would it be ok to tell someone you wish they wouldn’t be allowed in the country? You did report that this was in a Trader Joe’s, right? Did…

the woman is apparently now seeking legal representation, saying that she and her family have been receiving threats because of the video.

I’m sitting here trying to come up with something witty to say, but there is nothing. I’m slowly being broken down by these low information yokels that apparently comprise most of the voting pool in the US.

They’re being re-accommodated to heaven.

I empathize 100%. But think of what car or gun or even geography enthusiasts have learned to tolerate in movies.