She fell through that ceiling like it’s something that happens every day.

Um, hullo? Guy with the fire extinguisher? Maybe come over here where the dad and driver are instead of working out at the end of that gasoline puddle?

”God has ordained the government for his purpose...”

Oh gawd, those parents! Have their kids actually ever been outside of the house. They look baffled and confused by the colorful climbing gear and sunshine.

She nearly burned to death and her improvement was “meteoric?” REALLY?

Wait til his cult tries to defend 45 insisting that Ali stand for the anthem.

I’m fully convinced he did not know the words in the first place.

Can we take a moment and reflect on the eleventy billion trillion ways that karma did NOT pay off today?

Neat! Reminds me of when they used one of my favorite voices, Joe Frank, as the computer in Galaxy Quest. I think I was the only one in the theater who got excited about recognizing him.

Thank you.

Am a grown-ass dad and laughed at the “paws” joke. So sue me.

Came here for this comment, was not disappoint.

A goddess who’s a national treasure (though she would probably be offended at the idea of her influence being limited to one nation). She puts on one of the best shows this side of prince.

Just leavin’ this here....

Um, why? I brought my glove to a game, caught a BP ball, gave it to my son - it was fun! LTFU.

I “love” how you put all kinds of gross and NSFL warnings on injuries that don’t appear too bad or the camera work is so shitty you can barely tell what happened, then put a “messes up his ankle” on one of the grossest injuries I’ve seen in a while. What happened, are your hyperbole supplies running low?

You set your kid up with one of those portable poop-bowls in front of the tv??? I sense a life-time of body issues forthcoming...

“Why must Pixar keep toying with my emotions?!”

I can only think of two words: Monica. Seles.

So people still watch this show? I loved it up through season 4, but jeezus S5 was a boring slog! It went entire episodes where what used to happen in 5 or 10 minutes was now spread out over an hour. Got. Sooo. Boring!