That Kimmel spot was the biggest nothing-burger yet. Even though it was a self-serving publicity-grab on everyone’s part (“Grab ‘em by the publicity?”), Stormy herself came off pretty well. She was quick-witted and very deft at admitting *anything*. Maybe she should be President?

Enough is ENOUGH! I’ve hade with these muther-fukkin “support animals” on this muther-fukkin plane!!!

[siiiiiigh....] I barely remember what class was like....

Holy shit! I thought you said your “infant’s new heart...!” Glad that was not the case.

That’s a great essay and I have read it before, many years ago. Shocking that it’s 85 years old! Written at the height of the depression, I wonder if it was more directed at the low national mood of the day and how hard it was to not value or judge human being by how much they worked.

93 seems like a good, long run (heh!). We used to see his new film every season in the early 80s when he’d tour with it and do the narration live. Was always a treat at the beginning of the season to get you amped up. R.I.P. Mr. Miller.

Thanks for the kinja-splaining. I has no idea of the nuances of this problem and only live to make snarky comments on the internet.

So now we’re telling people to relax and do nothing because it’s less stressful? Shit, we used to do that back in the day (before the USA became a drone factory of work-bots who get fired for taking sick days) without any instructions!

Isn’t his name “King”?

He’d be good for post routes, and would surely start beaming at the news of getting signed. He’d become a pillar of virtue on the team.

C-C-C-C-Combo-breaker!!!!

100% chance he smiles at 1:20 because he thinks crowd is cheering him.

While this is obviously a cowardly way to address reporters, it’s also a sign of his dwindling physical ability to interact with the press or electorate. He clearly looks physically and mentally compromised in that video. A pre-recorded message is the only way to keep him on-message, and from emotionally…

I’d say even Luke used some Force powers to pole-vault out to that rock and go fishing. So it’s not like he’s not using the power, just not using it to save the galaxy again.

“Sean McVay’s team must have learned something since that encounter...”

It’s the Bears. What part of this is supposed to not be totally normal?

Cuz spending all that money on a home and healthcare and school for your kids is such waste!

Why the Clooney hate? It’s a bit odd, for sure, but where does it say his friends were already wealthy? The point was that they weren’t, and that they were close friends who helped him get where he is today (or in 2013). His ordinary friends probably blew their newfound windfall on crazy stuff like mortgages and…

Serious question: Does anyone who’s actually a racist ever *admit* they are a racist?

Take another look, Hawkeye. Jefferson was heading to the tunnel when the first projectile hit him. Stay classy, Florida. Oh, wait, that’s not possible.