I bet Trump would think she’s great in bed, though.

Ivanka’s eyebrow lift at 0:21 is a little creepy....like “Mom *still* doesn’t know our little secret...”

For those women shit-posting that they have no idea why women were marching because they “already have the same rights and opportunities as men...,” this is for you.

Awwww, what’s in the box??!!!!

I’m going with “A full color set of newly-minted presidential Sharpies.”

Is Michelle giving Melania the hover-hand?

At first I thought they were bears....Russian bears!

My prediction: The rich will be richer.

I guess I was baffled by the fact that it seems to me they should be able to pay for it themselves, no matter the cost. I forgot what cheapskates rich people can be.

I’m a little unclear from the article: Whose budget limit is this? Is it self-imposed? Donald-imposed? Ceremony-imposed? I don’t get why they would have a limit.

I think we can be fairly certain that Bruce’s lawyers had a little talk with them about the unsavory promotion of his name and/or image.

Yeah, now you’ve really got me wondering if you bought another shelf, Mr. Executive Assistant....

“But Clinton...”

Good for him! And why do pilots in all their flight gear always look so bad-ass?

Graft is the only reason the IOC still exists. What I don’t understand is why cities/countries keep trying to actively bankrupt themselves. Is it *really* like a chronic gambler who just *knows* he can win everything back if he bets on that one special horse he was tipped off about? Do the powerful, rich people in…

Brotman’s response is so lighthearted that my guess is he probably voted for Trump and fully expected to be his announcer, and was excited for the opportunity.

Just to be clear:

Another very talented artist did Poe Dameron’s model:

If I wanted to hear this almost universally ignorant & woefully misinformed echo-chamber bullshit, I’d turn on Fox news.

Not a MC fan, but this was pretty unprofessional of her to bitch through the whole thing. Why do I feel like someone like Gaga would have said “Fuck the backing track,” pulled out her earpiece and belted out some monster a capella? You’re an entertainer - make it work!