I watched The Ghost and the Darkness by myself one night when it first came out on video (so I was like 17/18) and almost shit myself when my dad asked me to take the trash out afterwards. I have never run to the end of the driveway (with trashcan in tow!) and back so fast in my life. Every step of the way, I was…

On Jez, yes, for the most part, but the satirical pieces manage to bring so many weirdos out of the woodwork. Agree w/ you though about some of the other sites. Especially io9 - love their writers but the commentariat there is so emblematic of some of the worst stereotypes about fandom. I mean, if I see one more…

The Club episode was decent (not as good as some of the others)...until the invisible car scene. Then it was UNBELIEVABLE.

I had to rewind three times to figure that out then finally realized, they went there(!), woah.

Donald Trump: subtle with a capital B.

Well, let’s see how quickly he can stiff investors, etc. & run this business into the ground. 💅🏾

It’s like the whole lower jaw just dissolved overnight or something.

So favorable Trump coverage we’ll see from CNN in the next few days is likely just a reaction to the poles.

I have the vaguest recollection of that ad — something like “okay guys, is the only way to get through to you about not setting forest fires to put myself in a woman suit?”

This is so sad. This is why, the volume needs to continue to be turned way up, when we talk about gender equity. The reason why this happened is because our society, still values boys over girls and men over women. What this does, is teach those sons, and the boys in this community, that they are more valuable than…

Ringo and Barbara Bach are still together . They are a true Beatles love story. He is a nice fella so I’ve heard too.

Strange, this has been my standard response to Wikileaks’ Podesta emails.

Poor cows.

It’s just ski lift talk.

I have a story— it’s really not that scary. More eery. But it’s the only one I’ve got!

YES YES YES YES. I look forward to this shit ALL YEAR. Not to downplay all the other funny and good Andy important things Jezebel publishes throughout the year, but spooky stories is your very greatest tradition.

That seals it. He’s definitely guilty.

There is a plus side. I dumbly wasn’t paying attention to what I was doing while parking the other day and bumped a garage cabinet with my car. It now has a big crack in it. I just tell people it was an earthquake and everyone believes me.

He calls it a “mayonegg”

Garybelle! because he’s shaped like a.... he’s the belle of the ball! What’s he doing in a presidential election? Is he running the lights or something?