The natural state of the zombie is to crave brains. The zombie needs no man made edifice to enable brain craving; it is the duty of all zombies to eschew the trappings of modern society.
On the bright side they probably got accepted to medical school.
oh my god WAS LOCHTE THE INSIDE MAN?
This lump of semi-sentient melted off-brand sherbet reminds me of the bizarre, brilliantly terrible film Birdemic (Rifftrax has it and tears it to shreds if you’re interested.)
I don’t wanted to be disrespectful of the dead but one time I happened to glance at the feet of the woman in the stall next to me (it was shoe thang. I just can’t help myself) Anyway these feet were in flip flops. They were crusted with spray on tanner, the nails were so long they curled over onto the floor and they…
This has to be a lie, because your corpse wasn’t discovered in a burning wood-paneled station wagon in northern California.
I also liked Jerry Springer’s tweet
Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.
Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.
Jane will be playing Myla Marbles in The Skill of the Negotiation: The Danny Dimp-Domp Story.
They have to know he’ll be eating other women!
No problem. Trump will overcomb.
Put another way, in 1972, Secretary Clinton was assisting women in child custody cases. While she was doing this, Donald Trump was actively violating federal law by discriminating against African-American potential tenants.
For anyone who holds some bizarre ideas that Donald Trump could somehow have a better plan or record of achievement when it comes to women’s rights and child care, here is a synopsis of what Hillary Clinton has actually done on these fronts:
Are you under the impression that Bill and Hillary Clinton are the same person? Or that she might not have her own ideas about medical privacy?
Yeah, that’s a weird detail just glossed over in the article. For me, that is the article.