Every time I start to hate my job, I remember how depressed I was when I was unemployed for months. Not sure if this is a healthy attitude, but it at least it gets me through the day without a xanex.

“That’s ok kiddo, thanks for the reminder I need to update my will.” - Jeb Bush

Bluebirds Of A Feather became wildly popular. So much so that NBC greenlit a two hour made for TV movie entitled:

Better yet. A tv show cop drama where he rescues a bird, and it becomes his partner. Officers Griesemer and Pelican are...

This article addresses race and class regarding media coverage of murdered women succinctly, granted, it's a little old:

Although she included women of color in her examples, I found it unrealistic that she made it through all these words - including talking about a “hierarchy” within even feminist media, yet didn’t mention race. Because the following is definitely NOT true for all:

White, middle class, and pretty.

I know, right? We’re looking back fondly at Romney!

I wish we could just go back to hating Republicans for enacting terrible, incremental, life-destroying policies, instead of focusing on their leading candidate denying reality and threatening genocide and nuclear war.

#NotAllSteves

on their second date; he asked if she would like to see his cemetery,

I think Munchkins live in the pink and green one... and I LOVE IT!

if your name is a Lake Superior/Ontario pun, I think I have a crush (and I might anyway).

For everyone asking, yes, my piss is clearer than a mountain stream, I drink a gallon of water every day.

I feel weird for liking Hillary Clinton. I knows it's an unpopular position. She reminds me of my mom in a good way.

It’s almost as if they’re trying to antagonize anyone who isn’t a racist white male...

Roy hasn’t come down with radiation sickness, so I’m going to go with no.

Not all heroes wear capes, ya know? I haven’t talked to her in years...our parents divorced when we were still little, but she is still my favorite step sibling all because of that. It still makes me tear up! lol

I’m about to one up your story of bullying Dole supporters with Child on Dole Violence!

Ahh yes, the classic novel Pounded In The Butt By The Fictional Trust Company Which Is My Name Spelled In Capital Letters. One of his best.