it kills me inside that my vote for president, when it comes to it, won’t count for even a warm bucket of spit.

Starred for ‘reverse-Von Trapp'.

That’s what I laugh about. Have these fuckers ever heard Donald Trump speak? Or listened to recordings of some of our previous presidents? JFK sounded like he swallowed the city of Boston and a silver spoon. And Lincoln allegedly had an awful speaking voice.

Do people not understand that getting more votes means that person won? Was there some kind of mass suppression of Bernie voters I am not aware of. I don’t recall, when I voted, being asked if I was going to vote for Hillary or Bernie and then turned away if I said Bernie.

Yeah. I. Just. Entitled twat.

I also like how they are saying they are “silenced,” when they are ostensibly the FUCKING LOUDEST assholes at the DNC. Dudes, you’re not “silenced” (like, say, the people convicted of drug crimes who can no longer vote), your team just didn’t win the championship this year. We heard you. Everyone heard you. Then we…

This! Had this argument with my husband this morning. Do not co-opt the pain and anger of poc to maje your point about bernie.

My friend went into a Target yesterday, and saw a bunch of onesies that said “Future President” in with the boy baby clothes. There were no such onesies on the girl baby clothes side. She took half of them off the rack and moved them to the girl side, which is why we are friends.

No toddler is deserving of that many words written about them by anyone but their doting parents/relatives. I don’t care how cute he is (and he’s pretty darn cute).

I also want to say that I also wear a lot of these styles and I believe this entire post to be a violent subtweet

give Gen X a chance!

His campaign is literally clown shoes.

I assumed he was pulled into the ghost dimension with Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiig.

it’s going to be very robotic

Dry yourself off, draw blood.

In National Treasure his character stole the Declaration of Independence, in real life Nic Cage stole the Constitution

With American civil liberty now on life support, you couldn’t really expect Newt to remain faithful to it.

AVOCADOS DO NOT GROW IN MY LINCOLN LOG CABIN SUSAN!!!

Won’t most people just think that’s a picture of Donald Trump?

Will read if she writes it in character as kimmy Schmidt.