#notallmosquitos

also..the SCENERY. I really wanted the Phillip Seymour Hoffman “How’s the peeping, Tom” gif but I couldn’t find it.

Just really wanted to leave this SOMEWHERE

She is shooting music video and he is playing her only lover left alive.

Explains the gold toilets!

Zambillion Little Pieces.

You can’t tell me adding “revenge” as a forth section after “eat, pray, love” wouldn't be compelling.

Ugh, why do English people have to be so smart and sensible? Look at this shapeless man with a golden shitstained rug on his head, promising things he can’t give (with classist and racist undertones), but ultimately deciding that it would be the greatest humiliation and dumpster fire to actually run for highest…

Yes, you got me there. She did throw Velma down the stairs.

I must be a mega bitch supreme then because I thought that *was* a rather nice reply hahahaha.

She’s already only a titular head - the Clinton folks moved in and took over the party apparatus weeks ago, which - at the time - seemed to actually satisfy Sanders himself. This is a fight over LITERALLY nothing.

Look, if my lazy ass is paying to have something delivered I am not fucking cooking that shit.

Someone get this woman a tv producer credit!

Hey, Booboo! :)

Samatha Bee said that they never offered her the show, which baffles me. I really don't know why they went with Trevor Noah.

OMG, YAAAASSSSS! YQYyyyyyyy!!

A quick google reveals his Lane Bryant line (which she modeled) is...not shapeless bags and figure hiding nonsense? So much yes to Christian Siriano. Keep doin the lord’s work, dude.

David Tennant is a gift to humanity. Whenever I see him I want to sing ‘I will always love you’ Dolly Parton Version NOT Whitney.

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