Probably wise—first it’s glass in the squirrel feeder, then it’s arsenic in the brownies at the community board meeting...

Calvin Harris was caught off guard by the paparazzi because he’s a nobody and was confused why anyone would want his photograph.

Like the surface of the sun.

The problem is, she’s seen the second half of rom-coms, and figured if she just kept trying, UT would finally see how perfect she is for them!

I noticed the Ava Gardner thing too. And lots of listeners suggest Ava on the forum for a future show. Just read The Secret Conversations of Ava Gardner and is very poignant. Ava was a handful.

i was Sporty because i could easily re-create her looks by shopping at limited, too, which i did on the reg.

Posh, because I liked those outfits best.

I liked Posh the best because she looked the most similar to me. I now realize we both also have a pretty bad case of Resting Bitch Face

Mine was Posh because another redhead in our Spice Girls group had already claimed Ginger and even at the tender age of 8 all of my friends knew I was best suited to be the bitchy one.

Rumor has it that Ted Cruz was found buying adult diapers, throat spray and a copy of All The Places You’ll Go at Walgreen’s.

The idea that we should forcibly conscript young girls into combat, to my mind, makes little or no sense.

as someone born in 1988, the olsens are deeply important to me.

Pam Bondi: “I was defending the constitution”

Haha, nope, we are not sisters hilariously doxxing each other on Jez through shared sibling shenanigans in that case! A pair of sisters from Pennsylvania were doing exactly the same things to our mom’s wardrobe as kids though (sorry mom!)

OMG VICTORIA MAG...total Victoria household here...my nan still has a few sun-faded copies in the tasteful basket next to her toilet. “Breathtaking Lavender Gardens” can I get an amen!?

wow, sorry I have to ban you from Jezebel now.

“It’s pronounced Bouquet”

I have to give some props to both of them for giving their best Blue Steels while wearing clown pajamas.