I’m all man laughing alone with a poster of laughing women together about My Favorite Murder. I listen to it on my commutes and just relax almost to the point of bonelessness.

All those summers spent as Camp Kissameemommee finally paid off!

Nope. I own this body. Squatter’s rights.

I’ve got nothing but a primal scream in me this afternoon. Women are human beings and they deserve to have their reproductive rights protected. Republicans can have several cows and go lick manure.

I stand by my remarks and also add THAT ALL CANDY CORN SHOULD BE THROWN DIRECTLY INTO THE TRASH, WHERE THEY BELONG.

I hate candy corn!! Worst candy, worst color combo!

Especially stockings for men! I’m with the Prussians on this, there’s nothing better than a well-turned out ankle.

It’s crazy! Republicans have been trying to ‘run goverment like it’s a business’ FOR YEARS AND ALL WE GET IS GOVERNMENT THAT DOESN’T WORK. Which, obviously, is their intention. So they can go back to their constituents and say, ‘See? See? Government doesn’t work, we gotta run it like a business!’

Jason Chaffetz should be booed, and often — by people who know how! I’m pleased with this development, but I’d be more pleased if he wasn’t the one running the Oversight Committee.

Okay but can we keep some of the Revolutionary War era cosplay? That way we can attract the Hamilton stans and also I personally like tricorn hats.

I agree, being president is hard!

Same, same! I always identified more with Emily than Anne, and I loved that Emily didn’t give up the dream of writing like Anne, sadly, did.

First Lady, Trumpgaryen-style.

It’s all over Ross Dress for Less!

Your own heart’s blood.

The friend pulled out the “I ♥ T.S.” tank top that Taylor’s friends are contractually obligated to own. “And we all laughed about it. It was a joke.”

Hey, everyone knows you’re a bad hombre if you get stopped by the cops, even if they never charge or convict you of anything!!!!

Civil forfeiture is fucked up, y’all.

The new Bravo logo came in— it had degrees in all the right angles.

Lmao, I grew up in Minnesota, just a few miles away from Hudson. I know of whom I speak!