For sure, I’m just waiting for a remake of The Party in Trump’s America!

OK but what’s her opinion on the neatness of Donald Trump’s desk?

So it goes. *pours one out for the former Daytons - then Marshall Fields - then Macy’s in downtown Saint Paul.*

Every word of that article is straight up amazing. Donald Trump is trapped in a Being There remake of his own making.

Honestly, it sounds like something my parents would do. Mom, respect my boundaries!!

It’s because I knew someone was gonna come along and tell me that his head was too big to be a shrunken head. NO. I MEANT WHAT I SAID.

Johnny Depp looks like a gigantic shrunken head (I know what I said).

“And Maiming Bill Clinton, I Love You Bish BUT GODDAMN”

“Bitch I Told U: A Series of Short Essays By Hillary Clinton”

“I gentrified the White House. You’re welcome.”

Legit third option.

Would U Rather:

One word: Zombies.

The movie—starring Queen Latifah, Jada Pinkett Smith (that’s two-fourths of Set-It-Off)

Renée Elise Goldsberry connected “to people who [she] did not even know were still alive” because they all wanted Hamilton tickets

Heck yeah! I’m thinking of buying a tshirt of the same, but it’s kinda pricey.

I wonder if they meant ‘willing’? Puts a different spin on it.

She is not provided health insurance or retirement.

Not enough.

OK but how much does it pay?