Hero teen.

See, all this could’ve been solved by ‘Beach vibes.’ Khloe, let me ghostwrite your tweets.

As big as my shovel-sized yaoi hands!

“Folks, we’re in the big leagues here at Big Time Dicks! Come on down!”

Not Bigly Dicks? Feels like a missed opportunity...

I think most people believe he is an actual cannibal.

I am in her thrall.

... And this godforsaken buffoon was somehow preferable to a woman who had been in public service her entire life because ...emails.

Dayton would probably veto it, if it actually crosses his desk. (I was sad to hear he had a prostate cancer diagonsis recently.)

Every day of this new adminstration is like a grimdark political sitcom that will invariably end with a nuclear holocaust in time for sweeps week. It’s also badly written!!

This badly needed to be said.

I bet Miss Tina is a home improvement nut, just like my mom. (Except she’s feuding with Home Depot and prefers Lowe’s.)

Relax, it’s only light treason.

Meanwhile, the organizers’ reason (optics) for excluding one particular woman (Hillary Clinton) remains hilarious and dumb. Whatta world, whatta crazy, crazy world.

I feel this 100%.

Wait, what? My mind is blown!!

Good.

You know, it’s gotta sting for the bride’s other friends...

This is her 9th arrest in Charlotte County and the bride says that they are no longer friends.

If this ends with someone telling Comey that he had been ‘extremely careless’ about releasing that October letter, I would enjoy that. It wouldn’t help anything, but I would enjoy it.