Who doesn’t want to go New Jersey to die?

Well, thanks to Citizens United, companies and literal piles of cash are also considered people.

Fox on stilts is exactly the right way to describe adult maned wolves. I love them. And the puppies are awwwww x 1000.

“If you ain’t rich, you don’t deserve to be alive,” - The Republican viewpoint.

WELL, PISTOLS AT DAWN.

I’m so fucking angry. My parents were finally able to afford healthcare for the first time since we lost our house during the housing crisis. ACA obviously has problems, but the solution has never been snatching away healthcare from people who desparately need it.

Joseph always seemed to have a permanent simper on his face. I’ve disliked him since Shakespeare In Love.

REMINDER: Wayne Brady is Aaron Burr in the Chicago production of Hamilton.

Whoa, Landry made good!

Clearly, bird law is in effect here. It’s in the skies, where bird law is king.

Deemed Too Racist for 1986, Just Perfect For 2017: The Jeff Sessions Story.

Ugh, Afflecks.

C’mon. It’s the Orange Scare.

Noooooo, you gotta beat me first! Sorry, doyoudare’s mom!!

Eh, Cumberbatch was still the guy who complained about being typecast as ‘posh’, the horror. I mean, that was a couple of years ago and he might learned to be less of a tit in the meanwhile, but I’m still sick of him!!

I had never considered watching The Adjustment Bureau until now. Well played.

I’m just about ready for Hollywood to get over their Hiddleston-Cumberbatch-Redmayne high. There are far more talented and far less pale actors out there that they could be creaming over.

Isla Fisher used Amy Adams’s face on her Christmas cards last year. [The Cut]

Yup. It’s great to hear something go pop-pop-pop outside your window and not know if it’s fireworks or gunfire!!!

I guess you could say we will 🇷🇺 the day.