No. Not even if he never turned around and I didn’t see his face.

I thought this was an article about ice-skating penguins and I was happy because I thought I could turn the conversation to how much I love Yuri!!! On Ice and how I’m still reeling from the finale — though that has nothing to do with penguins (except maybe the famously gay ones.)

My friend keeps trying to get me to read it but... Sorry, friend.

I’m pretty sure this is the plot of the webcomic, Stand Still, Stay Silent. 

I watched the first one and a half episodes of The Night Of because I’m in love with Riz Ahmed’s unusually large human eyes, but I just stopped cold because I didn’t want to look at another dead girl on TV.

That’s just how the cracker crumbles.

Kate McKinnon... I give a good cry and I was #withher, please give me a hug. Or an awkward shoulder pat. Whichever is best.

Ah, shit, yeah. There’s him.

Yup. But I’m ready to dismiss any SteamboatSmiths or the like that may come along to this thread, anyway.

Nah, he was convicted in December 2015.

DEEP SIGH.

I’ve only seen one episode of Flip or Flop, where they bought a broken down house in LA with a sinking foundation for what seemed to be too much money, spent a lot of money making said house very garishly decorated, house didn’t sell and the guy shook down his mom (!) for more money (even after she initially refused…

Yesssss. That book helped me accept and love my naturally thick eyebrows.

She does sound like a baby, I can’t take her very seriously.

Same. I have to look up the lyrics.

I really want to listen to Pitbull’s Florida tourism vid, simply to see something that was so bad that it was rejected by Florida.

I am willing to wank about century-old spoilers though!

Howard’s End has been out for 106 years.

I have one: Ariana Grande, “Dangerous Woman.” It makes me mad because for a split second I think I’m about to hear Aretha singing “Natural Woman” but I’m not. I’m in this hell instead.

I would threaten to fail them, but you don’t need them hanging around for another year.