Aw yeah, I can do that. If you liked The Crown, you might like Victoria (2016) or Young Victoria (with Emily Blunt).

Okay, I would absolutely take the North & South merch and the Mystery! tote bag, thanks.

Ah, Tigerbeat for budding autocrats. Sad!

Yo, same.

2015 was my year. It’s been going down hill ever since.

I will forever love dark burgundy lips, the color that looks good on everyone and I mean everyone, may this trend never die but come back stronger than ever, thank you and amen.

I guess Kanye had artist/intellectual cred that that Kardashians lack? Idk.

I think Kanye had outKanyed Kanye and he Kanyen’t Kanye harder than he already has.

Hard to see Kanye’s anti-wokeness as anything less than desparate bid for attention from a man whose wife is probably more in/famous than he is (please let the newest remake of A Star Is Born be about Kim and Kanye, please and thanks, @God) but I don’t know!!!

I skinned my knee bloody the Saturday after the election. I’m still walking funny. Thanks, Trump!

- Ronan Farrow continues to look like the lovechild of Mia Farrow and Frank Sinatra. I know everyone knows, but I still have to say so!

My mom’s crush? Oh no, he was mine, totally mine. Since Jon Stewart’s been off my TV screen, I’ve had to turn to Jake Tapper for my world-weary, greying, subtly-unbelieving at the idiocy of the world/their guests reporter (or reporter-adjacent entertainer, in the case of Stewart). Hot, yet sad.

Also an anti-pie agenda. I hate pie.

I can tell you what I’ve been up to! And you can tell your relative: this morning I had TWO slices of cake for breakfast, even though I know I shouldn’t.

Exactly. Because not wanting to take a picture with some rando kid is exactly the same as blowing up a busload of orphans!

His scenes with Val Kilmer in Top Gun were pretty hot, though, granted, they were not technically sex scenes.

That Maggie Gyllenhaal write-up is so cringy and OTT. It really is a cruel world out there — which is evidenced by the fact that sometimes your favorite actor is running late and can’t take a selfie with you!!

This is depressingly true.

I’m aware. I assume the NSA probably has rules on the books on not interfering with US elections too.

I love gifts to other people that are really gifts to myself. Love the blanket especially.