I skinned my knee bloody the Saturday after the election. I’m still walking funny. Thanks, Trump!

- Ronan Farrow continues to look like the lovechild of Mia Farrow and Frank Sinatra. I know everyone knows, but I still have to say so!

My mom’s crush? Oh no, he was mine, totally mine. Since Jon Stewart’s been off my TV screen, I’ve had to turn to Jake Tapper for my world-weary, greying, subtly-unbelieving at the idiocy of the world/their guests reporter (or reporter-adjacent entertainer, in the case of Stewart). Hot, yet sad.

Also an anti-pie agenda. I hate pie.

I can tell you what I’ve been up to! And you can tell your relative: this morning I had TWO slices of cake for breakfast, even though I know I shouldn’t.

Exactly. Because not wanting to take a picture with some rando kid is exactly the same as blowing up a busload of orphans!

His scenes with Val Kilmer in Top Gun were pretty hot, though, granted, they were not technically sex scenes.

That Maggie Gyllenhaal write-up is so cringy and OTT. It really is a cruel world out there — which is evidenced by the fact that sometimes your favorite actor is running late and can’t take a selfie with you!!

This is depressingly true.

I’m aware. I assume the NSA probably has rules on the books on not interfering with US elections too.

I love gifts to other people that are really gifts to myself. Love the blanket especially.

Maybe he should’ve said something before the elec—

Yep, it’s super-smoky here in Atlanta right now, which adds a certain je ne sais quoi to the usual traffic conjestion hell. Can’t tell what I prefer more, really, the pollen in the spring or the smoke in the fall!!

I think the reason is that the Duggars have a solid financial incentive to stay.

If I had to — like had to as if I was strapped to the chair, Clockwork Orange style — see a movie about someone who worked at Buzzfeed, I’d want to see a movie about KFile. BAGS OF SPINACH.

The problem was that I mistook 538 for news when it was actually entertainment. Live and learn!

Yes. The meme is now our dreadful reality.

This was also the adminstration that took money from the federal government to settle refugees and then turned around and refused to do so. Kept the money though. Very classy.

That is ... too, too young. She was only two years younger than my dad!

Doesn’t care, doesn’t know, doesn’t care to know.