Well, there are women who already have to go to other states to get care, but I’m sure Trump doesn’t care about that.

Never said she wasn’t. :)

I’m betting right now the next Republican nominee will be someone like Nikki Haley of SC.

“I waited three hours to vote,” a female coworker announced proudly this morning. “Too bad your vote doesn’t matter,” responded a chorus of male voices.

Voted early to avoid the rush. Brought two forms of ID because I’m paranoid about being disenfranchised. State trooper gave me a hairy eye for no reason but otherwise it went without a hitch. Bought myself a froo-froo coffee drink afterward to celebrate. Now I’m going to go home and sleep!  

Sweet potato pie is so much better and more toothsome than pumpkin, I’m telling you. I never got a chance to get Patti LaBelle’s pies (not for the lack of trying!!) but homemade sweet potato pie is amazing.

It’s not shade, but a sweet, succinct put-down and I applaud it.  

Nah, I don’t do both-siderism. I’m only going into a apocalyptic spiral if Orange Satan wins. Like the tunes, though!  

Okay, so this made me cry a bit. I wish more people would realize that what could happen today has never occurred in the two-hundred and thirty-eight year history of this country. We could be sending a woman to the White House! And a woman who is tough, who has survived and thrived through all the shit that has been…

C’mon people, don’t do this. Take a selfie with your ‘I Voted’ sticker prominently placed on your body and post that on social media — like you’re supposed to!

Don’t even have to go to Brietbart for that — I dismissed a troll saying exactly that a few minutes ago.

I don’t know. Look at how easily those Malheur idiots got off. Don’t mind the sedition, y’all — they’re just feeling economic anxiety!!!

I think hypocrisy is not an unfamiliar notion for a lot of so-called family values people. See: evangelicals lining up to support Trump despite him being the most profane politician to run for president for a long time (possibly ever).

At any store with a liquor section, friend! I bought these babies at Kroger when they were on sale, 10 for $10. (Off the top of my head, I think they’re Dailey’s brand?)

I’m going to be drinking a strawberry daiquiri that comes in a bag and looks like whirled aborted fetuses, either in celebration or in sorrow.

This made me physically sick when I saw it yesterday on Twitter. A free press is essential to democracy — the Founding Fathers understood that (even the ones like Jefferson who got savaged by the newspapers at the time.) Why can’t people living in 2016 understand that too?

Chris Christie would certainly know about abjection (the state of being cast off) which is a great $2 word that my comparative lit professor chose to devote several weeks to in college. Thanks, Professor Stout!

I was a kid during the ‘90s, and I mostly remember Janet Reno from the Elian Gonzalez debacle — well, I say debacle since the optics of the National Guard taking a little kid away from crying people is never good, but I think Reno ultimately made the right call.

Wasn’t a fan when Killer Mike said it, not a fan if it now. Vote for Stein, vote for Clinton or ... other choices, it’s fine. But don’t imply that people voting differently than you are voting irrationally or because they’re being driven by things that aren’t their brains.

Hm. Not too sure what the problem is. You can absolutely source your tweets to Wikipedia, because they’re tweets, not academic papers.