Don’t even have to go to Brietbart for that — I dismissed a troll saying exactly that a few minutes ago.

I don’t know. Look at how easily those Malheur idiots got off. Don’t mind the sedition, y’all — they’re just feeling economic anxiety!!!

I think hypocrisy is not an unfamiliar notion for a lot of so-called family values people. See: evangelicals lining up to support Trump despite him being the most profane politician to run for president for a long time (possibly ever).

At any store with a liquor section, friend! I bought these babies at Kroger when they were on sale, 10 for $10. (Off the top of my head, I think they’re Dailey’s brand?)

I’m going to be drinking a strawberry daiquiri that comes in a bag and looks like whirled aborted fetuses, either in celebration or in sorrow.

This made me physically sick when I saw it yesterday on Twitter. A free press is essential to democracy — the Founding Fathers understood that (even the ones like Jefferson who got savaged by the newspapers at the time.) Why can’t people living in 2016 understand that too?

Chris Christie would certainly know about abjection (the state of being cast off) which is a great $2 word that my comparative lit professor chose to devote several weeks to in college. Thanks, Professor Stout!

I was a kid during the ‘90s, and I mostly remember Janet Reno from the Elian Gonzalez debacle — well, I say debacle since the optics of the National Guard taking a little kid away from crying people is never good, but I think Reno ultimately made the right call.

Wasn’t a fan when Killer Mike said it, not a fan if it now. Vote for Stein, vote for Clinton or ... other choices, it’s fine. But don’t imply that people voting differently than you are voting irrationally or because they’re being driven by things that aren’t their brains.

I don’t think my father, the inventor of the Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.

Listen, I’m going to take this as a sign that a long-cursed entity can defeat a racist mascot — and that it can happen twice in one week. Go Hubbies!

And he’s been real-time factchecking at the same time. It’s amazing but also exhausting (to read — can’t imagine what it’s like to do.)

Beautiful.

Finally that subplot in The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay makes sense!

Actually, I wanna say that I follow both Katy Tur and Sopan Deb on Twitter and I have a lot more respect for traditional broadcast news companies (NBC and CBS in this case) for putting such quality journalists on the road. I’ve learned a lot, following them.

It’s almost as if harassment and intimidation are an integral part of his campaign.

I want to bury my face in my hands but I don’t think I can go deep enough.

Oh shit. Maybe in two hundred years Hillary’s gonna have a hit musical about her!

Eh, whatever. I’m tired of arguing with Stein people. I’m tired of this election. I’m just plain tired!

You know what they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, shoot ‘em.