Madam, I would not.

Just because your opinion is contrarian doesn’t mean it’s not also dumb as hell, you know?

If your mind gets caught on inane details, you probably won’t go screaming into the night! And that’s enough for me.

Spree absolutely sucks, but I think full-size any candy is fine, just fine.

Exactly. Who goes dressed as a serial killer while on a killing spree?

Damn it, that makes him a spree killer, not a serial one.

Poor Yemen. Not only are they caught in a proxy war between Saudi Arabia and Iran — they gotta deal with this douchecanoe trying to sell them coffee?

I watched it when it was on TV — on NBC, I want to say? Or CBS? This was before Netflix, so my whole family watched it and we were hooked! Especially when the lions just kept coming back for more. Ahhh.

I saw them before I learned the story and tbh they seemed a little funny — but no longer!

I’m sorry to hear about Val. :(

Nope, I didn’t. Sorry!

Tori Spelling on Shannen Doherty: “I admire her so much.”

*Raises hand*

The rest of their interactions were ... interesting as well. From the Chicago Tribune:

It’s a pretty irresistible hook, isn’t it? Atlanta has a lot looser structure than Twin Peaks, and also more rooted in reality - somewhat - but it is a good show. I enjoy watching it.

Actually, I think the commenting culture (outside the obvious trolls) here on Jez (and formerly Gawker, RIP) is pretty decent. The signal-to-noise ratio is okay, anyway. I do wish people wouldn’t feed the trolls, but I understand that too. I am also bored at work.

• Readers’ ability to parse irony;

I haven’t seen it yet!! I just finished The Club last night, after Comcast made me jump MULTIPLE HOOPS in order to stream it.

Does he still have bad opinions on rape jokes or nah?

I think he looks like an older version of our beloved Pharma Bro, Martin Shkreli. I guess Chaffetz is Congressional Bro. (I initially typed Congross, which is fair.)