Eddie Redmayne is like the Sansa to Cumberbatch's Cersei and Hiddleston's Margaery. But yes, I hate him too. >:(

Good job, Donald, for bringing the attention back to your bilious verbal outpourings!

Hiddleston has by far surpassed Benedict Cumberbatch as the English actor I most blindly hate. Hope anyone else in the running wins an Emmy.

Just looking at it is giving me a wedgie.

Careful, it’s risky business, criticizing the Church.

Tom Cruise was right — Matt Lauer is glib.

I can take or leave his novels (and tbh his writing advice), but I'm heartened by the fact that he hates Paul LePage so damn much.

Racist toe-fungus, Paul LePage.

Paul LePage, Maine governor, for being totally vile and seemingly impossible to get rid off.

Roger Ailes should wade directly into the sea.

Dad jokes that transcend cultures and languages! :')

Writing 'I forgive you' to your haters is amazing and something I would never be able to do because forgiveness is hard.

• Ivanka Trump, the billionaire heiress who happens to belong to the same presidential campaign fight club that Ailes also belongs to — his weak defenses was no match for the favored Trump offspring's sick moves.
  

That's not always true. Some of us were fathered by frickin' nerds.

I passed my road test with a parking cone stuck under the fender of my car, so, yes, I agree. They certainly do have a useful purpose!

I know I always feel betrayed when a person I thought I liked and respected turns out to be ... a secret Canadian!

Donald Trump, a parking cone with emotional issues

You were pretty right on! Although I guess the Republicans' tendency to stand by their candidate is biting them in the ass now.

At least Pence knows that you don't eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

What, over so soon? I didn't even have to cosplay either the Hatfields or the McCoys? Sad!