Stephen Hawking also has come out publically against the malevolent ball of orange gas known as Donald Trump.

Not Steve Rogers though! (Except that bullshit Hydra!Steve.)

Too bad he burned all his bridges with Mitt Romney, I heard Romney had whole binders full of women that Trump could've used.

The Flying Dutchman.

That's marriage material for me, right there.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "The Gang Goes All Atlantis On City Hall"

Those Pakistani soaps though... Apparently they’re extremely addictive. Well, all my aunties are obsessed, and they don’t even speak Urdu. Maybe the flight attendant knew this and just —

Oh, and the hobbit dining room has a loom! A small one, for light looming!

The pink and green kitchen is amazing. I don’t care. It is. The hobbit dining room is a little more ... doubtful, but if you got rid of the stools and let your guests sit on the floor, it’s also not too bad.

I am deeply ashamed to say that my second thought about this news story was 'looks like Harambe got a running mate.' My first thought was about humanity's incredible cruelty tho!

I mean, if horses are so sensitive to tiny changes in women's undergarment choices, then they must be RELIEVED AS HECK that we stopped with the corsets.

It absolutely is! But don't get attached, I'll only disappoint you. :(

Oh, I forgot #13! #13 is Bill Cosby.

If you think about it, a bra is just extra weight for the horse to carry.

Do the horses really care though?

a refreshing blast of piss-colored organ Draino

She reminds me of me, an earnest but awkward wonk. :(

[LAUGHTER]

So this is Jo Cubed?

It's like they can't land on the decent, non-shitty opinion on anything. Not even by accident. How is this possible?