He’s also Hank Hill’s dad (on stilts.)

He got a two for one deal at Walmart, don't question it.

This is not so much ripping up the Constitution as it is stealing it from Nick Cage, shredding it, burning it to ash, launching those ashes at the Sun, blowing up the Sun, then electing Donald Trump, malevolent Talking Orange, to be God of whatever’s left of this Earth.

Sucks that she had to apologize for telling the truth.

Well, I'd rather be backstabbed by Goop than frontstabbed Julie Klausner, because then I would know who to report to the police!!

I knew I'd gotten his name wrong, but couldn't remember how.

Has anyone checked on Andre recently??

I would wear human-skin leather ... But only if the donor was still alive and had signed off on it!!

On this day in 1804, Alexander Hamilton was killed by the GOB Bluth of Founding Fathers (Aaron Burr).

I just want pretty dresses that make me feel special, y’all. Is that too much to ask? (Yes, probably. I’ve had good success with eShakti and middling success with Modcloth, but I hunger for more.)

Mike Huckabee Yells Into the Void, ‘Male Lives Matter’*

A similar organization used to drive one of those billboard trucks with pictures of (what they said was) aborted fetuses during the RNC National Convention in St. Paul back in ‘08 and honestly, looking at it effected me deeply.

Rufus Wainwright’s cover of Hallelujah? Get out with that shit. Jeff Buckley or nothing.

Oh, a Scientologist?

I mean, that’s the thing. They don’t have much in the way of hotels, other amenities to attract tourists — I don’t really want them to fail because it’ll hurt an area that's already hurting, but I'm afraid it will.

I listened a news story about this yesterday and lo, before me, I saw future news stories from about a decade or so in the future, showing how this stupid Ark trashed this small town’s finances and killed their tourism hopes like a million dumpster fires. It was like I was *there*.

But was NuSulu actually ever in the closet as opposed to, idk, a space professional who didn’t feel the need to talk about his personal life to his coworkers when they were being menaced by Benedict Cumberbatch? (I didn’t see the second movie, I assume that’s what happens?)

If it didn't happen to Greta, it didn't happen.

The only person Greta Van Susteren can know for sure isn't being sexually harassed by Roger Ailes is Greta Van Susteren.

I’m genuinely interested in knowing how the scream lines around her mouth came about!