Best: AC with the ceiling fan on. This constant cold I've had for months now is worth. I will never willingly sweat again.

No mosquito lives matter!!

Is it too much to ask for that mosquito to give him Zika?

Good, now someone go interview Elizabeth Olsen to complete the circle on this incredible news story.

Yeah, it was a typo. Oh well!

Make Britain Great again!

‘Heart of Daftness’ is a very good joke. I laughed when I first saw it, and laughed again just now — the difference was a matter of seconds, but still. It holds up. It’s that vaulted British humor, folks, which help the British go through some truly trying times.

I mean, Jude Law alone is like — beyond. It’s like looking into the sun.

Fucking good! I know there are tinted dry shampoos out there, but my nose is still out of joint from the time I heard about dry shampoo and how it’s not recommended for dark haired individuals (me).

In order to be worthy of the name, the trailer should spend at least half the time stuck in traffic!!

I just rewatched it the other day and I still love it so much. Peak Damon. Peak Everyone.

the yacht (which is named Fountainhead, yikes)

All I came away with is that Tom Hiddleston has a wicked case of farmer's tan.

Pictured: Bilbo Baggins.

So England’s up with hedgehogs and down with immigrants at the moment, eh?

That was no typo, pal!

I mean, who wouldn't marry a woman named Evie McGee?

Well, their first mistake was to look for Mexican food outside the Trump Tower Grill. Everyone knows their taco bowels are the best!!

I’d want Kylie’s lipkits to come in plain brown box tbh. Don’t want the mailwoman to know I’m into that. (Also it sounds like my lips would swell up like Kylie’s if I used the product - cool!!!)

We are so #blessed to have Sam Bee among us.