Uhhhh…How'd they do that exactly?

We all deal with turning 40 in our own different ways, I suppose.

Finally! Scientists have been working for years to find a cure for Die Antwoord (a combination of gonorrhea, irritable bowel syndrome and never ending hiccups) and all those research dollars have finally paid off.

A book deal? Well good luck with it Bob, maybe you'll catch a break. Stick with it and it might lead to somethin'.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

He has the ability to lift objects 4 times larger than their mass would dictate. Its usually mostly baby rattles and toy sets of keys though.

Hey look everybody, its the Beach Boys!! They're here here to promote the stereo remastering of their classic album Pet Sounds!

And don't forget about LA Rams defensive tackle and TV's Father Murphy Merlin Olsen too.

Airbnb Proudly Presents: Trading Places Again

How is it that a woman laughing into a Chewbacca mask gets 150 million views, but the video of me softly sobbing into a Nixon mask only has 3?

I heard that his test driving of a car is just sitting in it while its parked and seeing how loud You're Living All Over Me sounds on the speakers at top volume.

Its the 3rd track on the album, right after "Born in the Ukraine".

Care to back up this up with any proof that happens to gay people in Egypt grandpaw? Or did you get this info from an email you were forwarded? Also, do you realize the basic gist of what you're saying is "Well, at least this law isn't as bad as the most insane version of sharia law!"

Jon Snow's direwolf Ghost is on the cover of this month's Wolf Teat Beat as well.

Where is Cookie Monster when you need him?

Perhaps we'll finally learn the origins of the immortal Batdance and if Prince ever did in fact "Bust that body".

The Purge 3: Johnny Hates Jazz

Is Johnny Depp doing his Keith Richards voice in this or Hunter S. Thompson's? Or is the combination of both somehow equal Donald Trump?

A Bob Pollard solo release usually entails 150-200 beers whereas a GBV reunion album will be approximately 750-1000 beers.

"I could be wrong, you know?"