Well, he changed it from from his original name: Incurable G. Onorrhea

Don't be silly. The 1959 Cadillac Eldorado doesn't have a spoiler. Fins the size of a surf board, yes, but no spoilers.

Stay tuned for the shocking finale when Jay Leno drives up in a rickety 1959 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible, steals Conan's passport & camera crew and then strands him in Cuba.

My answer would be The Bowel Rumbler. I'd have the ability to make people immediately shit their pants.

2nd top scenario: Foley irons all of Pierce's clothes, accidentally burns his lucky Hawaiian shirt, then spend the rest of the episode in Big Kahuna's Casual Menswear Shop frantically looking for an exact replacement.

And then a duet album with Scott Stapp that's recorded onto aluminum foil gum wrappers and distributed across the county via rodeo clowns.

Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!!

One summer at a resort in upstate New York's Catskill Mountains, Suge Knight taught a shy, awkward young me how to dance.

I dunno, but Johnny Rotten and Afrika Bambaataa are both here with us.

Yeah, that's what we're trying to figure out. What the cafe was called.

The Girl's Brooklyn landing was FAKED!!!

"Spike, Spike! Its Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Jonze! You know that new script idea you were looking for? Well have I got a plot line for you!"

I had to Google Red Needles to see what you were talking about+found this. Which immediately makes me wish Leonard had his own cooking/travel show on Bravo: The Road To Ruin With Leonard Cohen.
http://www.leonardcohenfile…

"Mike Gibbons–the co-creator and executive producer of Tosh.0" Its almost like they're TRYING to make me not ever watch The Late Late Show.

Would you believe Jack and Triumph are actually now making a show on Adult Swim together? Saw a taping of it last week and they said that that Chicago segment was the original impetus for getting them to work together on a show idea.

So…You're saying there's still a chance?

Nope. He's America's Sweat Hog.

A new album release! Can this mean a reunion tour could be in the works? (consults leaves from nearby pot of herbal, organic, fair trade Chinese knot-weed tea for a sign) Alas….no.

Wesley Pentz? Isn't he that stuck-up rich kid from the fat camp across the lake?

Just in time for the Republican takeover of Congress. Hiiiiii-oooo!!!