"I'd rather watch young not-wealthy people be horrible loud assholes instead of old incredibly rich people." Have you considered just switching the TV off and watching actual human beings out on the street? Ya know, just cut out the middle man. Think of all the electricity you'd save!

Yeah and how about an Avengers spin-off movie for Jarvis too. "Stand back Avengers—This is where Jarvis Takes Over!"

My daughter's bedroom wall is covered floor to ceiling with Max Von Sydow posters, so I'm with ya. I mean, she's also 65-years-old, so I kinda thought she'd of grown out of this Tiger Beat Magazine teen idol of the moment stuff by now.

I heard his wife put him up to this as she has always been most vocal on the subject of the lawsuits, asking "Where is the money?" "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on.

"Hello Frito-Lay? I have two words for you that will change the snacking industry forever: Pepto-Doritos"

About 2 months ago. Didn't you get the memo from Doris in Human Resources?

Cool. I wear a merkin made from Jim Nabors' nose hairs.

I hear the season opener is just an hour of all the characters sittin' on a porch and takin' long, deep breaths as they watch a dozen pies cool on a nearby windowsill.

Hey man, did you ever think that maybe like, WE'RE THE ALIENS?! Think about it man.

And Abe Vigoda was totally available too. In fact he's sitting by the phone right now!

Did you know that during the late 90's, they briefly owned and operated a chain of stores throughout Cleveland called Bone-Thugs-n-Dry-Cleaning? Its a fact.

"Do you have any problems other than that you’re unemployed and a moron and a dork!?”-John McEnroe

Happy Jeffrey Tambor Day ya'll!!

Sweet! I'm gonna book myself on the next bullet train to Vegas to see them.

I wish this "found" footage had remained lost. Amiright?!!

I'm a cynical ol' grumpy grouch, but I gotta say this trailer hit me right here. No wait, that's my appendix. I meant right HERE! Seriously, though, I don't get some of the negative comments posted. Do ya'll have Cheetos where your hearts should be? Are you just contrarians? Did your childhood request to be The Joker…

The stale popcorn smell is due to the fact that Walmart purposefully builds their stores on the sites of old traveling circus stops and the accompanying clown cemeteries often left in their wake. Clown ghosts are known to emit a strong stench of popcorn and old balloons.

The Teen Gatsby, written by F. Skrillex Fitzgerald.

Coneheads' Mass Quantities Made With Beer & Chocolate Covered Potato Chips.

Albini usually takes 3 hours to mic himself at a level that truly captures the human voice, so he rarely does on camera interviews anymore.