I love it “I’ve never owned a jeep, they are built poorly”

The deer was charged with assaulting an officer. On attempting to arrest said animal, it ran away shortly after the officer realized that handcuffing the antlers together wasn’t the proper course of action.

If it took you five minutes to read that article, the three neurons you lost are the least of your worries.

Thank you! It is about time someone else around here started making sense.

Yeah, we should totally make things harder for the mothers who are forced to rely on public transportation to get their infants around. Fuck em if they can’t afford a car I always say.

Needs less room for strollers.

Now it’s a Huracan’t.

Your mom has a ‘94 Viper and you drive a Viper?

YOUR MOM SOUNDS LIKE THE COOLEST MOM HOLY SHIT.

I hereby dub thee, Trolls Royce.

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…

For me it goes like this: Yellowbird, Singer, 911 Turbo, 911 Carrera RS, 959.

I am sure a lot of guys don’t like pegging either, but somehow a lot of guys make it to a Chrysler dealership just to get one by the salesperson.

You get a star for the Dodgeball reference. Well played.

Don’t car dealerships know we have the internet now? It is time to stop being shady bags of crap! I guess it is a Honda so maybe they are willing to trade the bad press online to get the Honda bros in the door to look at a car they can’t get financing for? Interesting strategy Cotton, let’s see how it works out for…

Well, I do live in Chicago and today I didn’t even have to use my AK......

Not to mention, you can always tell when whole sections of the city experience the annual hot water shutoff to perform maintenance. The doors open, and hundreds of unbathed people pour onto the cars.

Yes I get a lot of people telling me I look like Paul Walker.