Shannon Perry is the shit and anyone who follows/ has been following her work knows that this sort of tongue in cheek/intentionally shitty tattoo is her thing. She'll do something simple and dumb and then bust out something amazing like her crystals...
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The sad thing is that this will be used by the pro-life circuit as "proof" that even masturbation is murder, because if sperm can ride the subway by themselves, clearly they are people deserving of rights.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! NO. Do you want ebola because that is not how you get ebola.
Whoa whoa whoa. Those are a lot of assumptions right there and you don't know this family. Settle down and don't be part of the angry mob. Famous girl or not, you do not know her or her family. This situation is not for our public entertainment, you are not mental health professional, and you don't need to go out…
give it a shoot.
Who you callin' surly? Surely you meant Shirley.
Why? It fits exactly the message she is trying to get out their. Her choice. She choose to present herself this way because she doesn't feel she needs to be ashamed of her body or her sexuality. It doesn't in anyway cast blame for what occurred with the leaked photos. And if anyone has issues with the cover they have…
My mom discovered a poor malnourished kitten in our barn three years ago. The mother had either died or abandoned the litter, and all his siblings were dead. :( She heard him mewling from behind a hay bale and rescued him — he was so tiny he fit in the palm of your hand, and he had to be bottle-fed for many weeks. It…
I am very very very grateful that I'm not having to live through a schizophrenic break today. Fuck, man. I thought Mondays were rough enough as they are. Imagine having paparazzi stalkers, mass public derision and a terrifying, uncontrolled, all-consuming mental illness added to your day today.
I don't understand how people who were never oppressed to begin with believe they should be the ones to decide when oppression is over and oppressed people should just "get over it." It's the rankest, blindest and most transparently self-serving form of privilege.
Dat feel. My brother told me yesterday that his band teacher is younger than me and he was "duuuuuuuuuuuuude"ing out over it.
I just sat there thinking, "and I don't even have a fucking Associate's Degree."
Yes to all of this. But also, I just wanted to mention how much I miss her "Reno 911" character, Clementine.
"Documents also allege Patel took drugs ordered from Hong Kong to try to abort the pregnancy.
Perhaps you should start writing a novel, because you are a genius.
TRUE DAT. I've had that happen at work all over my pants. Thanks, Obama! But my pee is crystal clear and smells like Burberry Brit so no biggie.
I had no idea there was a name for smegma, although I guess I should have known there was. I've been calling it Clitty Litter™ since I was a teenager.
Yeah, I understand why it's obnoxious to the mom, but I can see the other side of that issue too. Are childless people just supposed to endlessly nod and say, "Oh, yes, you have it so hard. Nothing I have ever done could ever compare to what you do," over and over again?
Paris Hilton's perfume was my JAM in high school. My mom only let me buy it if I promised never to overdo it. 2 spritzes max. I got a lecture about it in Sephora.