The first year of my relationship with my current boyfriend was very turbulent so I had a lot of these... But now he's madly in love with me and I have all the power! MUAHAHAHA! (JK, he's the best.)

As a guy whose texts sometimes don't go through with no way of telling, checking if they got the text and seeming creepy go hand in hand.

My fave as well. Really the only one I was interested in.

I'll take Kristoff, give me short but thick over long and skinny any day on the week... and twice on Sundays (because I'm a good Catholic boy).

Bob's Burgers is seriously the only show on TV (in the half-hour comedy sense) where I like every single main character. So many sitcoms have the same exact character (dumb dad/nagging mom/etc) and you spend the whole show wondering why they aren't divorced yet. Bob and Linda are ridiculous, but you can absolutely see…

I am SO SAD. I'm off to remember him by a mini marathon. I'll be watching Dead Poet's Society followed by The Bird Cage. RIP, Robin. You will be sorely missed.

I fucking hate depression. I hate it.

You ever notice how fatshion bloggers proclaiming, CROP TOPZ 4 EVERYONE! never (EVER!!!) take back or side-view shots? It's so annoying. I bought a crop top from F21 because I was like, fuck it, I don't mind showing a little gut and these other fat girls seem to look p. cute in this shit, and then I threw that bitch…

...and literally no one raised their hand. (I'm assuming that was your point.)

I have, probably...10 fb friends like this. Small town people with BIG drama. Phew. I HAD to hide their shit. It is just BEYOND. We're talking, Maury Povich ain't got nothing on these people.

I blame the 5 friends who respond with "you are such a good person and friend and you need to take care of yourself" "fuck those haters they don't deserve you". Facebook Enablers are the real criminals.

OMG finger ghost... dying over here...

Everyone loves to hate on the wet wipes, but those fuckers get the job done... make a finger ghost and clean that ring around the bathtub.

I don't think that's actually an issue though. Being trans isn't impersonating another gender. I went to a summer camp with a trans guy. We had a turn around day too. He loaned me his clothes, laughed loudly at my attempts to pull them off, and insisted that he won turn around day forever, because he'd fooled everyone…

I'll just leave this right here:

Following your post, someone had to do this:

E'nuff muff?

Well, I mean, to be fair, there are SEVERAL Bachelors I'd consider writing hate mail to.

Puppieesss! (this means old timers too)!!!! My friend once said "dogs deserve a medal just for not being human". I love them all so much. I wish I didn't have to work a dumb job and I could open up a puppy rescue farm for all the lost pups who need love and treats. My business plan shows no sustainability, however.