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We call that Tuesday, Sweety.

I've loved her since seeing her on Freaks and Geeks. I know this is a false dichotomy but I always thought she was a better Zooey Deschanel.

YO BAAAAH IS A WUNNNNNERLAND

Samira Wiley is a great follow on instagram FYI. Have y'all ladies heard of Wildfang.com? Up and coming tomboy based e-tailer. They just featured Tegan and Sara and I want them to pick up Samira Wiley soooo badly. Cool clothes, cool company + Poussey = Yeeah!

he actually loves me more than steak. I'm not sure any of my exes ever loved me that much.

You know what I did when I got "tired of the dating scene?" I stopped fucking dating and got a dog, like a normal person.

"...then-boyfriend James Deen.."

First they ruin tennis and now they are screwing with public transportation. It's the cutest revolution ever.

. . . preach.

Whatever. My Barbies were always dry humping other Barbies - there just weren't enough Ken dolls to fulfill all my Barbies' needs. As for Skipper, I thought she supposed to be a young teenager? On the other hand, you could pair her up with Derek to re-enact Miley's VMAs performance with Robin Thicke.

That's just crazy talk

Boy.

It's really a shame how disastrous these rapes can be for the rapists. Rambold, the Steubenville guys, the Michigan football player — it practically ruins their lives.

Maybe it would be better if they didn't, you know, rape people.

Repeat after me: Adults ALWAYS have the responsibility not to sexually exploit children, no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT. What is so difficult about that?

I love Amy Sedaris. That is all.

A Hearst just used the hashtag '#BANGERZ'. Please let this mean Carlton's coming back.

Speaking of Farrah Abraham (if we MUST), her Amazon wishlist is gold. Gold, I tells ya!

I want to be invited to one of their slumber parties SO badly. I just can't even imagine the awesome....

Let us not all forget the excellence of the young women from Hey Arnold! Even though Arnold was the (male) protagonist, the girls on that show were so wonderfully not cliche and complicated! As rich in personality as the boys! Amazing.

Is it weird that I hate sheer tights? Opaque black tights in winter are my jam, but something about sheer stockings or tights reminds me of my Bubby.