No, really, we’re all nerds here. You can complain about the word if you want to, but the very fact that you can rant for five paragraphs about a show you haven’t seen yet says “nerd” is the right word anyway, even if you don’t want to own it.

Now Craig, you take this cancer, and you burn it. When you done, you should be butt ass naked. But you take this fucking cancer, go home, and you burn it.

You need lessons in understanding sarcasm.

Gossage pines for a simpler time when all the players tied an onion around their belt, rich people rode around in Zeppelin's while dropping coins on people, and no one recognized Missoura.