She should have called the police. That dude looks like he has sex with animals and has several human heads in his freezer.

Also, it’d be pretty swell to have someone call the cops this dude for desecrating the American flag.

It doesn’t seem that anyone of the extremely unseasoned persuasion has pointed this out, but for whitey, hats are NECESSARY poolwear.

My Puerto Rican wife barely lets me outside of the house without a goofy old man hat and 4" of sunscreen. Otherwise, you could peel me like an ear of corn after a couple of hours.

So,…

“Transforming David from a fundamentally decent person with a troubled mind into someone capable of committing sexual assault in the course of a single episode is the needle scratch on the record player.”

Thank you. This season has had a lot of highs, but also a lot of wasted time- how many friggin’ episodes does…

I would like to be frozen, please, and woken up when people stop sucking so fucking bad.

I believe there is a strong case to be made that there is an inverse ratio between the amount of self-horn-tooting and the value of the horn.

Bandcamp is the greatest. I wish people would abandon Spotify, stop screwing over musicians, and get with the bandcamp scene.

Absolutely no surprise to anyone who’s read “Manufacturing Consent”.
Ask Dave Gregory, Chuck Todd, or any of the other news labradoodles: there job is to sit there and wag their tails while officials say whatever they want.

They can’t challenge officials, because they will lose access. Once they have access, they can’t…

I hated this movie long before this, but if I wasn’t sick of the brainless, unceasing nostalgia for the 80s (which started in, like, 96) already, this would definitely do it.

I found “Get Out” to be so scary, I can’t bring myself to watch it again. My wife keeps wanting to watch it again, and laughs at me.

Check out “Sleight”. Better acting, not bogged down by dull CGI glitterfests, and actually allows the characters to talk and develop.

FWIW, I though Black Panther was OK, but I kept falling asleep during the animated actions scenes. The biggest mistake? Killing off Jordan, who was 90% of what was great about this…

Sometimes the world decides not to disappoint.
Goddam, that was some cold service.

I’m going to guess that more than one of us wish that we could have had the opportunity to help escort him out.

Enjoy yourself ruining everyone else’s fun.

I surrender. Who am I to deny you the pleasure of ruining a room full of women’s fun on principle? You’re such a brave and bold guy!

What I’m saying is maybe, since you get paid more, sexually harassed less, and don’t have an entire political movement in large part devoted to controlling your medical choices, you could not be such an entitled fucking crybaby and take one for the team, for the love of christ.

Your access to the things you want is far…

“So why would “No men allowed” be okay?”

Oh, for fuck’s sake, how about letting them win this one?

At least until the get paid the same as men, promoted the same as men, are allowed to control their bodies like men can, can go out for a drink without a hundred drunk and horny bros moving in on them, and when one…

“I know that purity tests for the left are super in right now”

Claiming people have “purity tests” when they don’t agree with your values is what stupid people think smart sounds like.

Just wondering- how many of your core principles are you willing to compromise on? Not that anyone who complains about “purity” would…

The solution is to keep doing what we are doing. Racist people are very, very, very uncomfortable right now, and while that probably shouldn’t be the only metric, I believe it is still a damned good one.

Such a great handle, btw.

I’m sorry.
Fuck.