I hope you all take the time to call both the author of the letter and the column assholes.

The worst thing? That this poor bastard has to work at all, and isn’t being cared for a by a single payer healthcare system. Bernie Sanders 2016.

God bless you.

He really isn’t very good at selfies, is he?

Me (growing exasperated but trying not to sound condescending): “Nothing else. You just pour the whiskey in a glass and hand it to me.”

I make a point of Googling restaurant searches with the modifier “-yelp.com” so that I don’t have to look at their bullshit. I don’t use their app, I don’t use their Eat24.com site- I avoid them at every turn.

This will be how their business dies- when everyone stops trusting them. It’s already well underway.

“For your own good, I’m afraid I’ll not be able to sell you that,” said the server, to the roaring cheers of the happy customers of Pinkham’s Bar and Grill.

Well, I thought SPD was Seattle Police department...

Couldn't even finish this. Too horrifying.

Fucking. Awesome.

I WILL LIVE FOREVER!

Probably the most wholesome thing Taco Bell has ever cooked up.

Wondering how those costumes approved with the reflective stripe- they have been impossible to shoot.

Yes. The close up scared the shit out of me for a second.

Maybe when someone has been locked in a basement their whole lives, you shouldn’t be taking Kimmy Schmidt to the sandwich shop first thing.

Fie! Fie!

You can send those little Creuset casserole jammies my way; I have two words: Mac and cheese.

I’m not sure why this is much of an issue. Strangers should not yell at other people’s children. Children should be allowed in the restaurant as long as they don’t disturb other people, just like anyone else. If your kids are a nuisance, the customer should be told to pay their bill and leave, and their food will be…

“* I am trying really, really hard not to judge Chavez for ordering wings and fries at a Chinese restaurant. I am not succeeding.”

In many of the, that is the best thing they make. What is General Tsao if not fried chicken dipped in maraschino cherry syrup?