Why can't you tell us? Obviously, if the douchenozzle in question sees this, he's going to know he wrote it. I can't see how revealing the name of the Nozz-O-La would reveal your source, either.

Jesus, Jezebel, don't put me in a position to defend John Mayer again, but this is like Republicans jumping all over Obama for Benghazi. There are plenty of good, actual reasons to dislike him both men without having to make some stupid shit up.

Yes. This.

Too bad you can't get several million dollar contract for saving someone's life. Seems a little more important than throwing a ball through a hoop or hitting one with a stick.

She wouldn't be any worse than McConnell

I think you are using "reactionary" wrong, unless you mean that Veronica Mars is a conservative.

Am I alone in thinking that Emilia Clarke looks kind of weird with her blonde hair and absolutely mindmelting dreamy in her real hair color? Good Lord, that is an attractive human being.

Today Show host is probably more that the Labradoodle of TV Journalism could handle. Watching that dickhead just sit there and let people like Dick Cheney fart out self serving BS while Gregory just wags his tail, hoping for a treat makes me sick to my stomach.

Catholic Church- worst dinner guest ever.

Especially since the HBC sucks significantly less than her no-talent husband. Ugh.

I'm pretty sure Mrs Bear would start punching me in the face if I gave her head for an hour. That's a tender bit down there. No need to callous it up...

They want someone who is actually dumb.

Check the comments here, though- there are some atheists who have said their children decided they were going to believe in the supernatural.

Maybe her class mates are right in step with her. Hopefully we'll make it long enough for them to take over.

You know, stories like this make me think there is hope for a Future Without Republicans.

It does make me wonder if, like being gay, some of us are born believing in the supernatural (trying to be kind here) and some of us were just born unable to believe.

You have rendered my comment worthless. I salute you.

Should they also be agnostic regarding Zeus, Thor, The Boogieman, and Santa Claus as well?

right- just like the first time Joe died. Right? Just saw it for the first time, haven't slept on it yet.

I hope you were unable top resist the urge, as people should be corrected when wrong. Especially when they are actively lobbying for the destruction of our credit rating, our economy, our biosphere...