Newborns do not do a lot.

You know what annoys me when people clap when the plane lands. You ain’t safe yet people another plane could easily crash into you on the runway. Or a lady throws change at you.

“But instead of educating themselves, they hate and they bully.”

I hope McGregor reads this and someone gives Mayweather the gist of it.

Well done for publicly admitting you don’t like people trolling you.

Yes, it sparks an involuntary reaction starting in our vaginas, passes through the uterus and out the Fallopian tubes into the rest of the body upwards until laughter comes out of our dick suckers, I mean, mouths.

And here I thought this was going to be an Alicia Silverstone update.

As a man with a sense of humor, I’m forced to answer: I don’t know, maybe ask some women?

69 is basically eye to eye

Yes.

Suggestion: maybe delete the use of the n-word from your post as it’s unnecessary. I don’t think the article argues that Bill Maher is necessarily a racist, but as noted in the article above, the use of the word by Maher comes from a place of white privilege, and as Ice Cube said, the racial slur “has been used as a…

He was my earliest childhood Superhero memory and still the most memorable of performers to don the cowl. Rest in peace.

Rest In Peace, old chum.

Stassa, you really have to look at the exchange surrounding Trump’s claim that he would speak under oath (emphasis mine):

Much obliged, $kay.

Only almost? I read the whole thing, and I’m glad I did.

I’ve never seen one in a hula skirt. Great pull

*crosses fingers* please be poop hat..... please be poop hat.....