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“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945

Well, yeah. Those with significant amounts of money/power who choose to place things like profit or other personal gain over the wellbeing of others. So, most politicians, many rich people. There’s also plenty of less powerful, still people with absurd amounts of hatred or even simple disregard for the lives of

I dated a girl once whose dad bought her a car. He said it was a red Mazda...turned out to be an orange Monza! Still makes me laugh

David,

For the first year or two they did, a result of the global economic down turn in the ‘90s, then they held steady for a decade around $1million, and have since been on a trajectory to the moon.

No, still pretty much the same. I track all my mileage on fuelly and there’s not a huge difference in mileage based on my my driving habits. Although one tank I got almost 25mpg by driving at 62mph with a tail-wind, haha.

I can see it...

OH MY GOD! He literally had the phone ripped from his hands and it hit “post.”

And once again, this is why you can’t run the government like a business.

I’ve barely mastered Word much less Excel...#sadclown

I can’t even beat Tiger Woods at fucking up.

Sorry to leap into your conversation but I’ve never seen the group that sang that song before, and they do not look anything like how I imagined. Mind. Blown.

I loved my 80 RX7, it was hit while parked and destroyed.

I agree. First thing is bang about 150 different women a year... then lose your marriage.... then get blackout drunk.

Look, I know that Tiger has a lot of advantages on me and I appreciate the pep talk but if I want to reach the next level I have to face facts- If I want to be like Tiger then I’m gonna have to up my game.

The trick is to drink a little bit everyday. Even if you don’t want to or your wife starts to cry.

I’d be pretty pleased with myself if that was the extent of my black outs. I say well done!