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I’m so sorry you stumbled across those pictures. Accidentally stumbling on horrific pictures on Google can be a shattering experience. Go brew yourself some chamomile tea, wrap a cozy blanket around yourself, and read something lovely. Remember all good things. Electricity. Water. Indoor Plumbing. Oh my God, I do not

The budget was also seen as a victory for Democrats because it lacked nearly every cut Trump wanted to make—including the ones to Planned Parenthood, the NEA and Public Radio/Television. It’s a pretty sweet win for a supposedly weak and out of touch Party.

Haha, this is research being done at the University where I work. It’s been funny watching it go from internal research updates to local news to national to international. Something about dolphin dicks just seem to attract people’s attention...

Well, an Orbach definitely knows how hard it is to pull off Dirty Dancing.

hehheh.. He’s a propaganda bulimic!

This entire administration is pathetic little pussy men.

Yo dawg, listen up. I really liked your comment, but it was a bit pitchy.

Tell us with a straight face if your story would have changed without the video. Now tell us why we shouldn’t require that all cops wear body cams. Just imagine how many crimes by cop have gone unpunished over our history. We cannot allow that to continue. I’m not anti-cop, but only a fool imagines we always get

“responding officers are being given time to “decompress” before making official statements.”

and how!

I ALREADY ANSWERED THAT QUESTION. I SAID: 🎶 MAYBE 🎶 MAYBE NOT🎶 MAYBE 🎶 MAYBE NOT 🎶. NYAAH NYAAH NYAAH NYAAH NYAAH 🎶 NEENER NEENER NEENER 🎶 😝😝😝😝

If this young man’s plans were to play football he should not have gone to a military academy. It’s why I tell everyone that they need to believe in the cause before they sign up. If you do it just for the money or for any other reason it’ll end up going poorly for you. Frankly I don’t think those deferments should

Yes, this one person will make a huge difference. Much better than the PR they could get and the potential for recruiting additional great young men in the future.

Presumably your own education did not include basic reading comprehension. To “defer” means to “delay until later” which means military cadets could — and always did — serve two years in the actual military. They just got a chance to do it later, so that they could capitalize on their earning potential. This is such a

You should kind of look up what deferment means. Until then, I will defer from labeling you a dumb bastard.

If you looked up “stupid take” on Google, and then clicked Images, a screenshot of your comment here would be there.