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Next week Caitlyn Jenner’s memoir The Secrets of My Life will be released unto the world

We’ve come a long way since “‘Is the UVA Rape Story a Gigantic Hoax?’ Asks Idiot.”

I agree but I think he was trying to make another point, one that had been obliquely referred to by DJT and others, namely that Assad is worse than any predecessor which justifies DJT going back on his campaign promise.

She’s definitely not relevant to the liberal media. But she’s booked for an upcoming conference on the 1st Amendment and just got some kind of media award.

I don’t really have anything to add. Your response was cold and insensitive. I’m certainly not looking for pity from an internet stranger but its definitely hard to take your response in on its merits when you deliver a very perfunctory ‘sorry for your loss’ and then proceed to insensitively dismiss and diminish that

Thanks for the free gas!

The death penalty is pointless Judicial theater and I’m ashamed that our country still uses it.

Yeah, sure.

Look, how you gonna expect me to tell the difference between all of the Beckys, Britneys and Madisons? I’m only a man, after all.

All I could think about after seeing that line was, “What about the ugly babies?”

Today’s tweet assessment: three fingers of scotch on the rocks.

This picture is all kinds of creepy, his hands are totes,in the wrong place

She probably doesn’t notice men hitting on her because she grew up with her dad’s unwanted advances so she’s just used to it.

But not enough to you know, let those Syrian children come to the United States to escape chemical warfare.

Wasn’t there a round of dead Syrian children before? Where was he with that? Guess to him it’s the old gas me once shame on you, gas me twice...

Mmmmmmm, Baked Rabbit.

“...slipping condoms onto fermenting jugs...” is an interesting choice of words.

So my parents, years ago, made a list of tours they wanted to see again and as many times as possible before they or the artist died. Lots of classics: Dylan, Joan Baez, Springsteen, the Stones, Eric Clapton, BB King, Van Morison, Joni Mitchell (my dad even added Joplin and Hendrix because “YOU NEVER KNOW,

I’m not as generous as you are. I like his music well enough, but do NOT think he deserved the award and have no patience for his grumpy nonchalance!